I married Jim Moriarty because I was held hostage.
o.o christ.
I brutally murdered Sally Donovan because Mycroft hired me to.
I made tea for Greg Lestrade because he is sexy.
Apparently, I am very subtle with my flirtation and yeaah, that is me.I skinned Mycroft Holmes because he is sexy.
I don’t know what to think of this…
I had dinner with the Bee Gees because I was held hostage.
…….I don’t know whether to be excited or scared that the Bee Gees held me hostage……..0_0
I had dinner with Sherlock Holmes because there was a bomb strapped to me.
…So basically, I’m John.
I burned the heart out of Molly Hooper because I was held hostage.
Sherlock/Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy crossover
Sometimes I just ask myself what the hell I’m even doing.
But really, the only thing I regret is not having made this sooner.
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(via imgTumble)THE THING IS. There are just so many non-suggestive ways they could have run this scene.
- A different camera angle.
- Benedict not going down on his knees to remove the bomb.
- Martin not throwing his head back and opening his mouth.
- John not making a comment about ripping clothes off in a darkened swimming pool afterward.
BUT INSTEAD WE ENDED UP WITH THIS.
BLESS THIS POST.
BLESS THAT COMMENT.
BLESS BBC SHERLOCK.
BLESS INNUENDO.
BLESS THIS FANDOM
BLESS GODTISS
BLESS HIM
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John Watson | “My Whole Family Thinks I’m Gay” (Bo Burnham)
this is fucking perfect
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BBC Sherlock Minimalist.
(Click to enlarge. If you want the poster or the wallpaper versions, send me an ask)
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this is adorable
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